john lennon: 🎵imagine all the people🎵
introvert: oh god
— The Hyperspace (@TheHyyyype) August 23, 2018
If people were a day of the week, they would be a Monday.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 28, 2018
Idea for a horror movie:
An introvert watching the number of unanswered text messages piling up.
— MatPat (@MatPatGT) August 17, 2018
I am such an introvert. I can go into a bar and tune everything else out. Hardly worth going to a bar.
— Norman Buckley (@norbuck) August 26, 2018
Parenthood means there are never introvert days where I can choose not to talk to anyone.
— Lady K (@Coppertopmpls) September 3, 2018
When its been more than an hour since you’ve ordered but you prefer to wait for another hour than talk to the waiter again#IntrovertProblems
— Kingsley Webb Ko (@kingsley_ko) August 28, 2018
Me: my phone says I have no service and none of my texts are coming or going. I should probably call and see what’s up
Also me: I’ll just enjoy this moment where I have a legit excuse to not talk to anyone and hope the problem fixes itself#introvertproblems
— L to the B (@lesleysbrown) August 11, 2018
— Matt H (@bigpapajava) August 11, 2018
I have an unplayed voicemail on my phone that’s three days old and requires a response. That little red notification thing doesn’t bother as much as the thought of having to call and talk to someone. #introvertproblems
— Thomas Bolin (@Scaevola67) August 2, 2018
There are no scarier words to an introvert than “can we set up a quick call next week?”
— Mark Brown (@britishgaming) August 31, 2018
I’m just an introvert looking for an excuse — any excuse — to cancel plans this weekend.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) September 1, 2018